'Tea bags, literally. Can you imagine anything more ridiculous?'
I opened the photo from my friend Vanessa: a clear plastic tray stacked with yellow-green packets of tea. Hundreds and hundreds, a predictable infusion of chamomile and anise.
A flyer nearby announced the company’s ‘Sleep Week', encouraging everyone to take home sachets and make a drink before bed. Part of a well-being 'drive'.
'Do they think we're idiots? Are they too stupid to come up with a proper solution? Or do they simply not care?' said Vanessa, not inviting an answer.
Managed in this way, Sleep Week will make Vanessa's colleagues feel misunderstood, then unappreciated. Resentment will rub salt in the wounds of long days; people will become less engaged (and more prone to insomnia).
Missing the pointWhat had inspired a manager in head office to despatch tens of thousands of tea bags around the world?
Apigenin in chamomile binds to benzodiazepine receptors in the brain (think Valium) and can have a
mild sedative effect. Chamomile may also, by cultural association, nudge people to think about sleep hygiene.
Still, this will not conquer the sleep deprivation that is endemic across the world of work. The problem is hardly that employees are skimping on their herbs.
Truth in others' experiencesAs Vanessa says, stress causes insomnia. Many of her colleagues worry they won't meet the rising cost of living. With more cuts on the horizon, some fear that in three months they may be jobless.
Industries have laid off swathes of people. Employees who remain struggle to finish their tasks within a fair, eight-hour day. When they do go home, late, glued to the company phone or laptop, many have no energy for their families.
Obsessed with short-term profit (because this is what markets expect?) senior managers push line managers to push their people. In some teams a culture is emerging whereby members are scared to have a five-minute break.